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If I ever meet Evan Peters

breus:

I’ll be like…

Can we cartwheel together, pretty please?

So we’ll have a cartwheeling romance. We’ll have chubby cartwheeling babies and everything will be beautiful and perfect.

awww so sweet, if I ever meet Evan Id get him shitfaced and ride him like hes never been rid b4… you got a purty mouth boy….<3 #keeptate

dont-be-a-whorecrux:

Attention: I updated the ‘Evan Peters videos’ tag on my tumblr considering several new videos of him surfaced over the weekend. Enjoy!

EVAN PETERS VIDEOS AND INTERVIEWS

* Please let me know if any of the links do not work that way I can replace them. I haven’t had the chance (aka, I’ve been too lazy) to go through them all. Thanks!*


This is WONDERFUL! All the vids Ive posted like repeatedly get lost on my tumblr pages… 

Im seeing posts from Evan fans freaking out about the wearing the same boxers two days in a row…

keeptate:

Seriously!?! I cant see myself telling Evan Peters “look, babe…I like you and all but I just dont know. You wore those boxers yesterday so maybe we need to take a little break. Maybe see other people…”

FUCK THAT! What Id really say is “OMG ……. I WANT YOUR CHILDREN…. you wanna do it? Lets do, lets do it now…” lol

#keeptate

BRUES…i messaged u…not those my dear… lol Anyhow someone stopped following me cuz I messaged them that I would sniff all up and Evans boxers and my face would smell like Evans ass and nut sweat… lol Not ashamed… YOU KNOW I LOVES YOU and would never attack you and I know you would fuck him right along side with me ;) thats how we roll…. 

OH FUCK YES&#8230;.Give me some Dave Mustaine &#8230;. MEGADETH

OH FUCK YES….Give me some Dave Mustaine …. MEGADETH